THE SPECIAL BUREAU OF CONCERNS

Having been called upon to perform certain duties for the good of MAN, I feel like there should be some lee-way granted in my favor due to the arduous tasks that such duty demands. The pity is that nobody else feels the way that I do, long enough to make a difference. Why? This is the nature of complications that we all must deal with. It's just that some people are talented beyond the fringes of normalcy on such affairs!